March 2012
February 2012
Anonymous asked: I have some news for you, Phillip. While you were gone in Vietnam, I got pregnant. IT IS NOT YOUR BABY I'M LEAVING YOU FOR MY LAWYER.
digitallyimpaired:
me as a baby was so legitimately horrifying i looked like i was about to kill someone
i don’t understand how my parents could go to bed every night knowing that they had such a fucking ugly child
how could they just sit there and accept yes, this this is my child
i looked like a fucking manbaby who was angry to be alive
